Hilarious.
Who said “We do not forgive our candidates their humanity, therefore we compel them to appear inhuman.” Too lazy to look it up. Here’s more funny.
And anudder thing. I agree with this guy–I never thought of it until now. But he’s right.
Excerpt:
I watched A Charlie Brown Christmas with my kid, and now I openly loathe it. Who thought this was a good idea to show to young children? Charlie Brown is depressed. Lucy is a bossy cunt. Linus is a head case. Peppermint Patty is like a cocktail party guest who corners you and talks to you until you want to slit your throat from ear to ear. Whenever Snoopy talks, he sounds like a cat being raped. No one smiles. Everyone’s complaining or arguing. Horrible slow jazz plays in the background. There isn’t a semblance of joy in any of these specials, and anyone who tells you they’re classics has been fucking BRAINWASHED, just like I was.
Porcine Drone 
God, it’s so good to finally hear someone say they hate those stupid Charlie Brown Cartoons. I watched one the other night for about 5 minutes before I said nothing new here, looks like I was always right. More emotion in a Robot Chicken episode on Adult Swim.