A $5 limit has me bewildered. I was thinking a simple, small, elegant white box with a bullet and a bloody-spackled tissue inside and a small fortune-cookie type note with “You’re next” scribbled on it. Have you seen the price of bullets?
Maybe a 1 GB zip drive filled with pictures of kids with distended abdomens, bullets (natch), and perhaps…um…various abattoirs from early 20th century England. And an MP3 of children at a playground.
Why is Christmas so expensive?