In the other room, my darling family is watching the DVR’d American Idol from last night. I hear some goofball eviscerating The Beatles’ “Yesterday”. That’ll do it for me.
Why are JLo and Steven Tyler judging other people’s voices?
Why do they show the shittiest auditions? How do the shittiest singers get in front of the most important judges? What exactly is the conceit here?
Ah well. Another year of self-important haughtiness, here we come. Trying to temper my “HARUMPH!” in front of the kids.