1. My tenure as a contract worker has 2 weeks to go. What will happen? As ever, as always, I’ve more than exceeded my standards in both snark AND smarm. Management has changed around me, and the department I work in has one remaining original member who has remained throughout, me.
2. Hey, if you give me chocolate, I’m gon’ eat it. But stop making remarks about my weight while you do.
3. How is it that a Wii game which requires a vigorous jerking motion can know and remark that it’s in my “wheelhouse”?
4. There is no 4.